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Couch Co-Op and Halo: We Finished the Fight, Not the Required Reading
Sep 28, 2026 · 1h 1mGamesCouch co-op used to be the default, and we miss it more than we expected. We start by jumping back into Halo: The Master Chief Collection and talking about what happens when you bring a legendary multiplayer shooter…
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The Fanatic: The Mullet and The Method Acting
Sep 21, 2026 · 1hMoviesJohn Travolta in a mullet. Fred Durst behind the camera. A thriller about celebrity obsession that somehow tries to be tender, terrifying, and scary at the same time.
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Chimp Crazy: Private Chimp Ownership Sounds Cute Until It Isn’t
Sep 14, 2026 · 1h 6mMoviesA cute baby chimp in a diaper is the most dangerous kind of marketing. We dig into Chimp Crazy, the Tiger King-adjacent documentary that turns “exotic pet” curiosity into a straight-up ethics alarm, as we follow Tonka’s…
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Clue: Communism Was A Red Herring
Sep 7, 2026 · 1h 9mMoviesA murder mystery based on a board game sounds like a cash-in, but Clue (1985) is the kind of whodunit comedy that keeps getting funnier the more you watch it.
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True Lies: Taxpayer-Funded Marriage Counseling With Nukes
Aug 31, 2026 · 1h 12mMoviesA secret agent can stop terrorists, jump rooftops, and steal a Harrier jet, but he still can’t figure out how to talk to his wife.
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Mark Wilson Sunderland: Sweatequity Filmmaking (interview)
Aug 25, 2026 · 1h 53mInterviewsRead full transcript →
Spider-Man to X-Men: Is Doomsday Finally Breaking the MCU?
Aug 17, 2026 · 1h 3mMoviesSpider-Man is supposed to be the friendly neighborhood guy, so why does his newest movie feel like Marvel’s biggest piece on the chessboard?
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A Mortal Kombat Style Tournament For Movie Action Legends
Aug 10, 2026 · 1h 48mMoviesWe tried to make a normal pop culture debate episode and accidentally built a full-on Mortal Kombat tower for action heroes.
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We Debate Reboots And New Indie Horrors
Aug 3, 2026 · 1h 1mMoviesReboots are risky, indie horror is thriving, and somehow we end up arguing about whether you’d survive a bear-sized pigeon.
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How Glitches And Mishaps Built Entertainment Legends
Jul 27, 2026 · 1h 2mMoviesTV ShowsGamesA tiny mistake can rewrite the whole entertainment timeline, and we’re obsessed with the receipts. We kick things off with trivia built around the best “happy accidents” in games, movies, and TV, where a glitch, a…
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Gregory Pellerito: The Indie Filmmaker Playbook
Jul 20, 2026 · 44 minMoviesOne night. A scavenger hunt that’s supposed to feel like freedom, until the past forces its way into the open. Filmmaker Gregory Pellerito joins us to talk about ‘Moments Of Youth’ and what it really takes to finish an…
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Total Recall: Did Quaid Ever Actually Leave the Chair?
Jul 13, 2026 · 57 minMoviesYour best vacation might be the one that never happened and that’s exactly why Total Recall (1990) still hits. We sit down to relive Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi action classic and pull apart the thing that makes it so…
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Terminator 2 Judgement Day: Come With Us If You Want to Pod
Jul 6, 2026 · 54 minMoviesHasta la vista, bad sequels.Welcome back to Entertain This!, where we’re dissecting Terminator 2: Judgment Day the rare sci-fi blockbuster that gets smarter the more things explode.
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Twins: Double the Trouble, Half the DNA
Jun 29, 2026 · 56 minMoviesIn this episode of Entertain This!, we’re diving back into the 1988 high-concept comedy that defined the "unlikely pair" trope for a generation: Twins.We break down the absolute genius of casting the world’s most…
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Kindergarten Cop: It’s Not a Tumor!
Jun 22, 2026 · 57 minMovies"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"Grab your juice boxes and secure your nap mats, because this week on Entertain This!, Mitch and Tom are going undercover.
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